Sit Down Interview With Al Davis (Satire)

The following is a fictional interview.

Josh Broudy : So, Al, what does it feel like to have a good draft finally?

Al Davis : Same as it feels every year.

JB : You really think you've drafted well the past 5 years?

AD : You wait, JaMarcus is gonna be a great player one day. So is Heyward-Bey.

JB : If JaMarcus is gonna be a great player, why did you trade for Jason Campbell?

AD : I didn't say this season. I didn't even say he'd be a great player for us at all. Don't put words in my mouth, and then make me brush my teeth with them.

JB : Sorry, Al. How would you rank LaMarr Houston?

AD : Wait, what? I...

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