Oakland A’s Starter Dallas Braden Keeps Grandma Away from His Mound (Satire)

In front of dozens of Oakland Athletics fans at the Coliseum, Dallas Braden threw the 19th perfect game in MLB history and second in team history Sunday.

Afterward, Braden was a little annoyed when his teammates ran across the mound to celebrate with him. He attempted to put a velvet rope around the mound before celebrating but was unable to stop his teammates from getting through.

"Stay the f$%k off my mound!" Braden yelled. "Go around and come hug me."

Thankfully, Braden was able to put his grandmother, Peggy Lindsey, in a hold before she was able to step on the mound, avoiding what could have been a disaster.

"I'm glad I was able to bear-hug her before she stepped on my mound," Braden said. "I'm not sure I would have been able to forgive her if she did tha...

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