Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Training Already [Satire]

In a stunning turn of events, Athletic's pitcher Ben Sheets has already managed to find a way to injure himself. Ben Sheets was ecstatic about joining his new ball-club and getting things started in Spring Training. He was hoping to get off on the right foot, but he literally didn't.

A's outfielder Coco Crisp decided to report to Spring Training early also this year. Reports state that, on the bus ride to the A's spring training facility, Ben Sheets was cracking jokes about the new A's outfielder. Crisp was not taking the jokes too lightly and decided to take matters into his own hands.

As Sheets was getting off of the bus, Crisp decides to trip him in front of the other players reporting early. Sheets hit the ground hard and needed medical assistance to get back up.