In San Francisco, The Freak Comes Out Like Clockwork—Day and Night

Tim Lincecum's arrival with the San Francisco Giants is a particularly difficult problem for writers.  There really are no adjectives that sufficiently describe this phenomenal athlete.

Open up a thesaurus or online equivalent in search of synonyms for a word like 'incredible' and you'll find no shortage of entries.  You'll see words such as absurd, improbable, preposterous, ridiculous, amazing, astonishing, stupendous, stunning, gnarly, and (my personal favorite) boss.

None of these does the job. All of these together don't do the job.

Yet there stands the diminutive nightmare on the bump, mowing down Major League monsters every fifth day.  And, from the looks of things, the Freak will be doing this in similar fashion for many years to come.

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