Lincecum and Cain, and Prepare For Some Pain

Almost all baseball fans are familiar with Gerald Hern's verse (or at least a paraphrase of it), honoring the best pitching the Boston Braves had to offer in 1948—

Spahn and Sain,
and pray for rain.
(The other Braves pitchers weren't half bad themselves, if you were wondering)

With apologies to Warren and John, it's time to crown a new premier pitching duo...Naturally, the creation of a new verse bearing their names is in order.

Here is one humble writer's submission:

Lincecum and Cain,
and prepare for some pain.
(This shouldn't be a surprise, seeing as how it's the title of the article)

Yes, yes, the second line probably&nbs...

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