Los Angeles Lakers-San Antonio Spurs: Which Has the Top-10 Sexiest Fans?

The Spurs and the Lakers have at least three absolutes in common: 

1. Two cities with large Mexican-American populations. 

2. Inez Saenz has been in both locker rooms—one at a time.

3. The Lakers always sweep the Spurs in the NBA playoffs.

The honeys in these two cities have been mentioned as being some of the most beautiful women in the world. I have been to both places, and I know that is absolutely not true.

However, since San Antonio makes the nation’s fattest cities' top 10 quite often, approach with caution my brother. 

Marilyn the Moo and Billy the Bull are lurking.

Nobody famous goes to San Antonio Spurs games. 

At all. Ever. Except for Marilyn the Moo.