Sebastian Janikowski and Oakland Raiders Are on Their Way (Satire)

"I was too close" were the words uttered from Oakland Raiders kicker Sebastian Janikowski following his game-ending 32-yard field goal miss against the Arizona Cardinals that would have won the game Sunday.

Janikowski blamed Raiders offensive coordinator Hue Jackson for putting him in such a tight predicament. "He knows I have to be at least 50 yards out to have a chance, and even then I'm not real confident in my abilities," he said.

No one can blame the world's largest Polish sausage for not being confident in his abilities—he is a Raider, after all.

"It's been especially tough on me to play for this team...so much p...

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